The way we humans find new ways of communicating never ceases to amaze me. Even I as a baby of the internet boom find it overwhelming that we are flooded with apps that help us communicate and date. I have actually joined an internet dating site in the past as a joke and the relationship that sprang out of that was pretty good (at least I would say that, you might want to double check with him though). So buoyed by a sense of optimism that the last venture into virtual dating went so well I pressed download on the iTunes store to see what all the fuss was about.
If anyone has actually come out of Tinder with a serious and well functioning relationship please let me know because so far, as was to be expected, Tinder has done little to inspire confidence in the opposite gender.
What I have seen on Tinder so far:
- Men in vests. So many vests.
- The same hair cuts (shorn on the bottom, long comb over on top).
- Questionable tattoos.
- Pseudo famous rugby/football/hockey/sports players.
- Men in vests at a Fullmoon Party in Thailand.
- Gym 'selfies'.
- Men with tigers.
- Beards. Lots of bears.
- Terrible grammar use.
- Calls to add Harry/James/Bob on Snapchat/Facebook/Instagram/Twitter
- Over use of the winky face.
Aside from this issue, the first difficulty of Tinder is trying to write up a profile description. I struggled to make myself sound appealing. How much information is too much information and what kind of stuff should you say about yourself? My 'honest to God' profile would be:
23 year old German who prefers to stay in with Netflix and food to 'clubbing'. Dreams of being a cat lady. Owns a life-size cut out of Queen Elizabeth II and lots of ugly knitwear.I realise that that makes me sound undateable. I am going to die alone (with my cats and Liz II).
My actual Tinder profile:
German, 4ft11. Food and gin enthusiast.Short and sweet. Covers the bare essentials but also shows my favourite things. I also sound boring (which I probably am).
The conversations that I have with my 'matches' can only really be described as painful. That's keeping in line with the real life dating world where first encounters are equally awkward. Only this has more emojis. I have successfully dodged a NSFW picture and after the initial discussions of the merits of gin the conversation peters to silence. This is not my arena but I amuse myself by spending the X Factor advert breaks swiping through the men on Tinder, wondering why it is that some men have better eyebrows than me and hoping that deep v-necked vests go out of fashion soon.
As far as I'm concerned Tinder is not the place for love or romance, keep your expectations low or just give Tinder a wide berth.
Have you got any Tinder stories to share?